The Pope is Gluten Free
December 18, 2024 by Maison Fishman

The Pope and I

 meet every week

 at our usual spot

He pays for my coffee

And sometimes a gluten free blueberry scone 

for himself

If he’s having a bad day



The Pope picks up his scone 

And I pick up my coffee

He widens his mouth

But pauses, as there is

A piece of my dark coily hair on it

Sticking out

 Ready to be plucked


He slides the strand 

Over the confectionery treat

Not letting it get in the way

Of his six dollar scone

He takes one big bite

While holding up my hair to the light 

And with a pastry filled mouth

States how it must be nice

to have long hair 

I agree with him,

 it is nice


The Pope tells me that I forget

How old he really is

To prove to me that he was once my age, 

with long luscious locks

He pulls up a photo

of himself as a boy with

a thick, full head of hair

A sharp contrast to his now

nearly bald head


“You were a blond” I say

I’m not sure why 

but this surprises me

I always pictured him as the tall, dark, and handsome type

“Blondes have more fun” he exclaims 

with a wink

He’s right,

 they certainly do

Lucky for him

 I have a thing for blondes

and gluten free scones




Madison Fishman is a fourth-year Photography student at the School of Visual Arts. Her work explores themes of identity, societal expectations, and personal experience, often through the lens of poetry and visual art.